Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Pacaderm-o-philia

My weekend sucked and I’m fried.

I hardly slept last night and I woke up dreaming that I had a pet elephant. WHAT is going on in my head? I feel overwhelmed in general, and I’m trying to get a handle on my life, which is spinning out of control. Let’s consult a dream dictionary and see what pacaderms represent…

“They are associated with terms like wisdom, memory and the power of persistence. Overall is a very positive dream that will bring you dignity and distinction.”

Ha! Right… Next!

“Seeing an elephant in your dream is great luck, signifying that you are laying a solid groundwork for wealth and success. You will have power, strength and prosperity. If you feed an elephant in your dream, you will elevate yourself in your community through your kindness. To dream of riding on the elephant signifies good news from afar, but to dream that you fell off while riding it suggests enemies are looking to harm you.”

Well, ok then, maybe I’m doing something right. Then again, I think at one point the elephant jumped off the roof. Sabotaging my potential?? I have been known to do such things…



(http://www.cybersalt.org)

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