WIRED

I'm never going to get to sleep.  I've been suffering from RESTLESS LEGS SYNDROME suddenly.  It's like having low voltage coursing through my muscles.  Ever accidentally touch an electric cattle fence?  It's pretty much exactly like that.  The internets say caffeine could be a culprit.  Does chocolate ice cream have caffeine?  I may have sabotaged myself with dessert.

My eyes are bleary, but my booty wants to boogie.  My legs think they're pogo sticks.  My knees are gettin jiggy with it.  While RJD2 is possibly the BEST soundtrack for restless legs I ever heard, it's not helping me mellow out for bed. F!

Reggie Watts: what the fuuuuu...?

Engaging, but brain bending. He's funny AND I don't get it. He commits to it like he has a Tim Gunn to his head. I think I could become obsessed with metamodernism but I'm already sick of it. I think watching him before bed is going to turn out to have been a bad idea.  I'm so confused!!!